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Some of the 15 things Man Akin says that an actual man might not say:
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Let's stop and ask for directions.
You do not have too many shoes.
Forget the game. Let's watch The Notebook again!
MAN AKIN: INFLATABLE TALKING HUSBAND BOYFRIEND (LIKE A GUY, BUT EASIER)
Why have an actual man hanging around when you could have something better. Man Akin (get it?) only talks when you want him to, and he only says things you want to hear. He doesn’t leave his dishes in the sink or sit around watching sports when there are chores to be done. At 6’ tall he is life-sized, yet deflates and folds away for convenience or stays inflated so you can sleep on him when you have finished that bottle of champagne all by yourself because you didn’t have to share with an actual man who consumes food and drink. (Man Akin is not a life saving device, but we know plenty of times he has been a life saver.)
Some of the 15 things Man Akin says that an actual man might not say:
I'm sorry. I was wrong.
Let's stop and ask for directions.
You do not have too many shoes.
Why have an actual man hanging around when you could have something better? Man Akin (get it?) only talks when you want him to, and he only says things you want to hear. He doesn’t leave his dishes in the sink or sit around watching sports when there are chores to be done.
At 6’ tall he is life-sized, yet deflates and folds away for convenience or stays inflated so you can sleep on him when you have finished that bottle of champagne all by yourself because you didn’t have to share with an actual man who consumes food and drink. (Man Akin is not a life saving device, but we know plenty of times he has been a life saver.)
Tips for success: Use a pump, not your mouth, to blow up Man Akin. Use the provided elastic to attach the sound device to the inflated Man Akin's watch area. Turn the sound on/off by sliding the black switch. Press the white button to hear what Man Akin has to say.
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LIFE SIZED MAN: not a mini version, Man Akin stands 6' uninflated
GUARANTEED: Check your Man Akin upon delivery for defects. We will replace immediately if there is a defective seam because we want to create smiles and laughter!
16 SAYINGS: Attach the talking "watch" to the inflated man's wrist with the attached elastic
USE for bachelorette parties, divorce parties, quarantine boredom, to scare people walking into a room
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